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God Knows Best

  • Me: God can I ask you a question?
  • God: Sure
  • Me: Promise you won't get mad
  • God: I promise
  • Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
  • God: What do you mean?
  • Me: Well, I woke up late,
  • God: Yes
  • Me: My car took forever to start,
  • God: Okay
  • Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
  • God: Huummmm...
  • Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
  • God: All right
  • Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
  • God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
  • Me (humbled): OH
  • GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
  • Me (ashamed).........
  • God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
  • Me (embarrasses): Ok
  • God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
  • Me (softly): I see God
  • God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
  • Me: I'm sorry God
  • God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
  • Me: I will trust you
  • God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
  • Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
  • God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
  • God knows what he does.

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League of Boobs ^^ @kwejk.pl

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Trolling is an art

Trolling is an art

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nickhdavis:

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mundo doesn’t give a fuck

mundo doesn’t give a fuck

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